here's a few snippets from actual texts i've either received or sent over the past few weeks...taken completely out of context and with no explanation. because, you know. why not?
i did NOT sign up for rabies
currently following a truck that has the bumper sticker "some days all i want is to be a missing person". dark. but thought you would appreciate it.
we'll be creepy but healthy!
apparently i was on the jumbotron while texting you that. oops.
autocorrecting my prayer isn't cool, phone.
why do you think toto was so insistent on blessing the rains down in africa?
go punch her
hope you're not sequestered
my crazy runs deep
do you have those moments where you think "if anyone read this conversation they would seriously question my sanity"? yeah. guess i've just presented you all with evidence ;-) anything random in your messages that you'd like to share? :-)