I really don't need to see the results to your quiz entitled "what position are you?" complete with the results that no, indeed, you are not missionary but something more exotic. I really REALLY don't need to see this if I've been among your youth group leaders. It may make me feel really really weird.
Really? Do you *have* to use the f-bomb in every status update? Could you change it up a bit?
I currently have 131 "requests" in my notifications. If I'm not adding the applications you sent me last week I probably won't add the deluge you send me today.
How about checking out my political and spiritual "preferences" in my info tab BEFORE inviting me to that group, thank-you-very-much.
I don't do drama in real life. Please don't try to pull me in via a virtual community either.
That's all for me...what do you want to tell your facebook friends?