Going to a maze!
(made of corn). Nope, not kidding
It's a cornfield maze.
(made of corn). Nope, not kidding
It's a cornfield maze.
I wish I were kidding.
But that's what we're doing tomorrow.
The kids love it.
When I was their age I could have done it for free right next to my house!
Don't believe me? Here's the website: http://www.rippavilla.org/cornmaze.asp
A few highlights from their website--with original bolding and punctuation intact:
The maze will not be haunted at any time.
(can they guarantee that? Do they have an agreement with the ghosties?)
NO SMOKING!!! CORN IS FLAMMABLE!!
(you don't say!)
Do not pick, pull, throw or damage the corn. You may eat the corn for survival purposes only !!
(this, to our middle schoolers, means that they haven't seen chocolate in 10 minutes. expect a few less ears of corn when we leave)
If you have small children, are pregnant, claustrophobic, have a medical condition, or get easily frustrated we advise against entering the maze.
(If you have lack of common sense, we advise obtaining some)
Out of common courtesy, please refrain from using cell phones in the maze, unless absolutely necessary.
(what is this? a movie?! I think 100 middle schoolers and not enough adults constitutes "absolutely necessary", thankyouverymuch)
I love the teenagers...
I love the teenagers...
I love the teenagers...
I LOVE THE TEENAGERS!
(this should be proof)
:0)
